Animal World
- A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A dangerous job
- A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A Duck walks into a bar...
- A duck walks into a general store...
- A fair warning
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A gruesome murder
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a rabbit
- A horse walks into a bar...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A lusty camel
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
- A miserable rooster
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A robber was robbing a house...
- A Second Opinion
- A talking horse
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
- A veterinarian surgeon...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- Almost no diffenrence
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
- An elephant...
- An irresolvable problem
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old lady owned two monkeys...
- At an auction
- Beware of dog!
- Bying a horse
- Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the blind skunk...
- Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
- Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
- Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
- Dog washing
- Elephants
- Elephants II
- Elephants III
- Elephants IV
- Elephants IX
- Elephants V
- Elephants VI
- Elephants VII
- Elephants VIII
- Excerpts from the rural life
- Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
- Footless Parrot
- For all animal lovers out there
- German Shepard on Golf Course
- Good business
- Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- How do you catch a polar bear?
- How do you catch an elephant?
- How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
- How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
- How do you make a cat drink?
- How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How to Catch a White Elephant
- How To Give Your Cat a Pill
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- Hungry Snake
- I like monkeys
- I think Rover is getting a bit old...
- I've never understood why women love cats...
- If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
- Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
- It's so easy to milk a cow...
- Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
- Man and wife at the zoo
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
- Nice, but rough
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
- One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- Perfect customer
- Persistency Act
- Pet owners
- Pray hard
- Punishment that fits the crime
- Snake joke
- Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
- Stuttering animal
- Tarzania
- Tarzania II
- The best book on elephants
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
- The essential difference
- The Insensitive Gorilla
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The story with the moral
- The talking dog
- There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
- There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
- There was once a wide mouth frog...
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
- There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
- There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
- There were two cows in a paddock...
- There were two guys walking down the street...
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- This man goes into the doctor with his...
- Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
- Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
- Two cows were talking in the field one day...
- Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
- Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
- Two goldfish are in a tank...
- Two guys go hunting...
- Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
- Two male flies are buzzing around...
- Two men were walking along the street when...
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
- Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
- Want some chicken?
- What are 3 problems about being an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
- What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
- What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
- What do you do with a dog with no legs?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
- What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
- What does a lion call a antelope?
- What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
- What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
- What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
- What has four legs and eight arms?
- What has two legs and bleeds?
- What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
- What is grey and comes in quarts?
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- What's brown and crispy on the outside...
- What's green and has wheels?
- What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
- What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
- Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
- Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a dog lick his balls?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
- Wife comes home to find the old man...
- With best intentions
- You know why a dog licks his ass?