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• What am I?
  
• What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
  
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• What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
  
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• What Not to Name Your Dog
  
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• Who's got a bigger crotch?
  
• Why are women like snow flakes?
  
• Why are women so bad at mathematics?
  
• Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
  
• Why do bankers make great lovers?
  
• Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
  
• Why do they put strings on tampons?
  
• Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
  
• Why do women fake orgasms?
  
• Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
  
• Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
  
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• Why is a joke like pussy?
  
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• Why is pubic hair curly?
  
• Why is sex like money in the bank?
  
• Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
  
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