A fair warning

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside...
. Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ...
MADAM ...
MADAM ...
, too late; George, dig her out."