Reasons to leave work

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...
again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I've decided to telecommute.5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.6. It's a long drive home to Texas.7. One-day sale at Macy's.8. My brain is melting!9. I think they found me out...
10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.