A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait." Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?" , he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles andsays, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "