Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem." Hmmm...
muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench." He says.He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Offin the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman andseveral small black children playing in the yard.The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have MonkeyWrench?" "What?" She yells back." A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams." What?" "MONKEY WRENCH!!?...
MONKEY WRENCH!!?" "Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"