An old occupation

What happens when people of different occupations get old.
   - Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
   - Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
   - Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
   - Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
   - Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
   - Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
   - Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
   - Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
   - Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
   - Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
   - Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
   - Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
   - Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
   - Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
   - Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
   - Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
   - Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
   - Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
   - Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
   - Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
   - Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
   - Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
   - Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
   - Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
   - Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
   - Old investors never die, they just roll over.
   - Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
   - Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
   - Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
   - Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
   - Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
   - Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
   - Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
   - Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
   - Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
   - Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
   - Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
   - Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
   - Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.
   - Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
   - Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
   - Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
   - Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on...
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   - Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
   - Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
   - Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
   - Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
   - Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
   - Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
   - Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
   - Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
   - Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
   - Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
   - Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.
   - Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
   - Old students never die, they just get degraded.
   - Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
   - Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
   - Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
   - Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
   - Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.