Cat jokes 09

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?
A: Because they like raising a stink!Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts!Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!