Dog jokes 04

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!Q: What is a dogs favorite flower?
A: Anything in your garden!Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!