Dog jokes 05

Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!