Farm jokes 03

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?A horse!What happens when geese land in a volcano?They cook their own gooses!What do you call a pig with no clothes on?Streaky bacon!What is a horse's favorite sport?Stable tennis!What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?An udder failure!What do you give a sick pig?Oinkment!