Farm jokes 06

Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?To get to the other side!What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?Because eggs were going up!What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?A cloud!What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?An egg-splosion!