The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?" , the patient asks." It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis." The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing butpancackes." "Why only pancackes?" , asks the patient.The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will fit under the door."