Not a foot

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, "Stick it through that curtain." Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out hispenis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains." That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty." Holy shit, lady!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you hada minimum!"