Perfectly normal

"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to." "But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm...
*physically* attracted to my horse." "Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man replied." What do you think I am...
GAY???"