In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'emout".Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.Fred ask the man if there is something that he can get forhim.The gay guy replies "i was going to get a beer,but i'll check your buffettfirst"