An inferiority complex

Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex." "Nothing I can do for you", said the doc." In the Army privates don't have an inferiority complex...
they're just inferior...
"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: "When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike." "Well, I don't think much of it either," replied the GI.