2 men and a woman...

What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in themiddle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together ina menage à trois.The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when theyalternate with the German woman.The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman iscleaning and cooking for them.The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to theEnglish woman.The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one lookat the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, whilethe American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they cando, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division ofhousehold chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion andtreated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother isimproving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting forinstructions.The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and bysetting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in thepicture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters ofcoconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the Englishare not getting any!