3 times a virgin.

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible." Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and hedied before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on ourwedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he justsat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was goingto be."