A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side...
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.you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ...
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.you might be a RedneckIf you think a "courter horse" is that ride in front of Kmart...
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.you might be a RedneckIf the biggest city you've ever been too is Walmart...
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.you might be a Redneck