A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...
You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor...
You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your dad because you're in the same grade...
You might be a Redneck. 4) If you smoke at your wedding...
You might be a Redneck. 5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain...
You might be a Redneck. And last but certainly not least, 6) If you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
You might be a Redneck.