A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.

MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness NewsWEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy 9:00 Judge Saddam 9:30 (edited)THURSDAY 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi 8:30 Achmed's Creek 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses 9:30 My Two BaghdadsFRIDAY 8:00 Just Shoot Me 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things 9:00 M*U*S*T* A*S*H 9:30 Veilwatch