Actual product instructions.

ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:
   * Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
   * You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
   * Directions: Use like regular soap.FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:
   * Defrost.ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
   * Fits one head.ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
   * Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
   * Product will be hot after heating.ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
   * Do not Iron clothes on body.ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
   * Do not drive car or operate machinery.ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
   * Warning: May cause drowsiness.ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
   * Warning: Keep out of children.ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
   * For indoor or outdoor use only.ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
   * Not to be used for the other use.ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
   * Warning: contains nutsON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
   * Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
   * Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.