Avoid While Waiting For Date

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8. Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if you can use the bathroom.7. Mention that 'Mr Happy' is primed and ready.6. Ask what time you should return your date tomorrow morning.5. Recite a couple of bawdy limericks.4. Ask the mom and dad what position they were in when they conceived their daughter.3. Scratch your crotch and say your herpes is acting up again.2. Pretend to eat your arm.1. Ask the dad if you can borrow a couple of condoms.