Bill Clinton & the Genie

One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill "You have one wish." Bill Clinton cried "But I thought you were supposed to have three wishes!" "Well you are the most powerful man in the world so I only allow one for you," replied the Genie.Bill Clinton thought hard and said "Bring peace to the middle east." He took out a map to show the Genie.The genie said "Nope. Can't do that choose another wish." This next wish came up right away." I want the WHOLE world to love Monica Lewinsky as much as I do" The Genie stared at him with a raised an eyebrow. The Genie replied quickly "Um...
can I take a look at that map again?"