A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?