Bumper Stickers

** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
   * * If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
   * * No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.
   * * Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.
   * * Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!** Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either!** White water...
It's all over when the First Lady sings.
   * * Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?