Caught napping excuses!

Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!