A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires." I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man." 6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blow job." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."