Comeback Lines!

M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.M: You look like a dream.W: Go back to sleep.M: I can tell that you want me.W: Yes, I want you to leave.M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.M: Your body is like a temple.W: Sorry, there are no services today.M: Is this seat empty?W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.