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Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was PureHow Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My LifeI Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go BowlingI Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About YouI'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of LifeI've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your HeartIf Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart LowMy John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My HeartOh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through YouShe Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart