Cow Priced Like A Car

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:BASIC COW...
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.$499.9Shipping and handling...
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35.75Extra Stomach...
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.79.25Two Tone Exterior...
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142.10Produce Storage Compartment...
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..126.50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper...
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..189.60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System...
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.149.20Automatic Fly Swatter...
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88.50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery...
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179.90Deluxe Dual Horns...
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..59.25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment...
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339.404X4 Traction Drive Assembly...
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884.16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb...
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..69.80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: ...
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.$2,843.3Additional Dealer Adjustments: ...
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.300.00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)...
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$3,143.36