Credit Card Commercial That Never Was

Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:...
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..PRICELESS!