Doctor, Doctor!!!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of it!Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.Then you'll have a bad headache.Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God!Doc: When did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?Doc: I never make rash promises!Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!Doc: So what's wrong with that?I think I'm going to croak!