Dog Named Mypenis

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
   - I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
   - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
   - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
   - If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water.
   - At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis.
   - Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
   - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
   - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
   - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
   - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
   - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
   - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
   - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
   - HELP! Mypenis is lost...
can you help me find him?-Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
   - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
   - Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog.
   - Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head.
   - Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps!-Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation?-I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis.
   - When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out.