Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.
- Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?So he could hide in the crayon box.
- Why do elephants have wrinkles?Because they are so hard to iron.
- Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning.
- Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
- Why do elephants wear sunglasses?So no one will recognize them.
- Why are elephants such poor dancers?Because they have two left feet.
- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?Time to get a new fence.
- Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach?Because they can't keep their trunks up.