Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made." Olympic condoms?" , she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What colour are you going to wear tonight?" , she asks cheekily." Gold of course", says the man proudly!The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".