Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log." My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." , says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump." My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf." , says Little Red Riding Hood.Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign." My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." , taunts Little Red Riding Hood.With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit"!