The Shoplifter...
The Shoplifter...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store." Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?"