Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...
umm...
I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh". He's really embarrassed...
The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that.Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, `Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said...
`You fucking bitch, you wrecked my life!"