Your're a redneck if...
You're a redneck if...
-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
- Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?" -You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
- You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital.
- Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.