Chicken jokes 04

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!