A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backoff, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied." That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you,your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered." Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men,"she said looking directly into his eyes." What's your name?" "Beerfuck." Sent by Ron