The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustledover to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked." I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That'swhy I want a nice gift."