The girl knelt in the confessional and said...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn'ta sin...
it's simply a mistake."