First illegal, then legal, then...
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They justmade homosexuality legal." "So why leave now ?" queries his roomie. "Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years." "Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell outof here before the damn fools make it compulsory."