A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. Afterriding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said,"Well, aren't you going to ask me?" "Ask you what?" replied the trucker." If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth." Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."