Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". Thefirst knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon...
he pulled down hispants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered...
thewomen swooned...
the children waved multi-colored banners...
and the band played appropriatemusic.Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pantsand tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered...
thewomen swooned...
the children waved multi-colored banners...
and the band playedappropriate music.After several more knights tried to prove their superiority...
the King finally spoke out." I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound,not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon dothrose. The crowds cheered...
the women swooned...
the children waved multi-colored banners...
and the band played "God Save the Queen."