A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?" "Don't Miss me, mister." "Well then, you better make it 13."
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
A woman walks into a hardware store...
A woman selling apples in New York...