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A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment, she replied, "Yes,sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculousplace I ever worked. Last night they played a game calledBridge and a lot of folks were there. As I was about tobring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down andlet's see what you've got." Another man said, "I've gotstrength but no length." Another man says to the lady,"Take your hand off my trick!""I pretty dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength forone raise." Another lady was talking about protecting herhonor. Another lady said, "Now it's time for me to play withyour husband and you can play with mine." "Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, Ihope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'llgo home now. This is the last rubber"